Apparently, you can get banned from twitter for clearly joking that you work at Starbucks

Conservatives don’t care – even though they’re supposedly obsessed with internet censorship!

Christian Patterson
Underground Mall

The twitter account @Muellerdad69 (who is now suspended), tweeted “I’m the manager of a Starbucks in Charlotte NC. I have informed my employees that they will be fired on the spot if I hear them say ‘Merry Christmas’ to any customers. I’m doing it because I personally dislike conservative Christians.”

This is the most obviously blatant joke possible… unless you’re a brain dead conservative who have been fear mongered into believing that this actually happens.

The tweet spread, and eventually white supremacist Congressman Steve King posted it on facebook. This brought the tweet to a whole new dumb dumb audience who thought it was real.

Then, Starbucks tweeted:

So because conservatives are really stupid and take a joke literally, you can get banned from twitter?

That’s way worse than conservatives getting banned for leading mass harassment campaigns or using slurs repeatedly.

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